June 09, 2004
Bush's Erratic Behavior Worries White House Aides
I'm not sure where they get this stuff from, and I'm pretty sure its partially fictitious, but Capital Hill Blue's article on Bush's neuroses and temper is worth a read, if only because it sounds eerily possible that it is accurate, and that should give us pause. I think Capital Hill Blue is a bunch or libertarians or something, or at least that's what their slogan leads me to believe: "Because nobody's life, liberty or property is safe while Congress is in session". I gotta say, that sounds about right to me.
Posted by Palabris at June 9, 2004 10:45 AM
Oi. This is frightening. Any possibility of finding a corroborating source?
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